Halloween's around the corner so let's dip my toe and see what this has to offer, not much it must be said. Well the well worn clichés pile up early on, obnoxious teens (sluts, nerd, jocks, the joker, token black guy) go on a road trip and end up of the beaten track (Redneck-"If I was you I'd get off this road!") and hunted down by a psycho in a disused Funhouse (reminds me of that 80's horror flick, what was that again, oh yeah "Funhouse"!!
On the plus side the movie does have a 'polished' look, well filmed and edited, but anyone who's seen a Rob Zombie movie will know, you can't polish a turd. The dialogue for a movie of this ilk is yet again quite appalling;
"Guys?...guys....guys...look....guys?.....guys.....guys?...look....guys...GUYS!......guys?.....look.."
(true sample)
The gore when eventually surfaces is cheap, mediocre and laughable, the whole movie another poor 21st Century horror flick to add the cliche list.
1/5
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