This has to be seen to be believed! (ignore that, please)
Now, I love a Brit flick facking gangstar movie, usually absolute garbage but great fun, this....... is absolute gabage, and when I say that, I really, really, mean it, quite possibly one of the worst movie experience's in some time. Two bloke's ( Ant and Dick-I kid you not) rip off a gangster, flee to Greece, gangstar turns up to kill them, that's it. The pacing (?) of the film is beyond slow, reverse gear, downhill in a snow plough, how can I describe it? It's like watching the worst soap opera ever x2. One "scene" involves a TV not working, the geezer tells his girlfriend .....she tells him it always does this, there's a "box" outside that will fix it (something might happen I'm thinking) no, he resets the box, goes back to the bedroom, his girlfriends now asleep.........THAT'S IT!! Any violence is off screen, the amount of inane dialogue is off the scale, I'm writing this with another 30 minutes running time, the things I do for my movie blog !
"Dick I need you.....NOW DICK!"
Final word, just loved it when the assassin turns up, gets invited to a party of five or six, ends up having a poolside meal with them...but NO ONE blinks an eye-lid !!!!!!!!! (update-the film has ended, yes indeed, it is utter s***e)
0/5 YES ZERO!