Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Scissors (2025)

When a film only has a run time of 63 minutes that spells bad news, the good news this dreadful low budget garbage only runs for 63 minutes!

Here's a run down of the "movie" to save you one hour of your life...

*****THERE BE SPOILERS!!!!*****

0-15 mins, buxom woman gets attacked by a Clown, a young lady, Alison, then tells a psychiatrist  how she is feeling haunted by this Clown, called "Scissors".

(the cast only seem to be largely young attractive women or mostly, cheap strippers)

16-30 mins Alison hangs around a really rough strip bar, still haunted by Coco, sorry, Scissors. (Bare in mind, the acting, of course is dreadful). We get Scissors "story", he was a Clown who killed people with a ....yes, you got it. (one "good" moment, an Office he kills is called "Butters" which is random to say the least!

30-60 mins It's getting painful now. The whole thing is awful but does contain a really good final  twist which totally took me by surprise, but to endeavor even its small running time doesn't justify watching it.

1/5!!

 

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