Pig Hill (2025)

 

Carrie (Rainey Qualley) has been fascinated by the "Pig people" (no, not MAGA supporters) revolting creature's who breed and cause havoc in the local area, oh...it could be MAGA...but again, it surprisingly not. It starts off in oh so familiar territory, pretty blonde in a car with a hick, how do theses rednecks pull the ladies? but before you know it they're attacked by Pig Man, well a bloke that seems to be wearing a pig mask. We then get a good hour of slow plodding sub plot, loads of waffle in hushed tones and nightmare visions for our investigator Carrie. It's all very slowly paced but does perk up in the final third with a slightly decent twist on the plot and a suitably grim finale, but sadly by then I was past caring, not a bad movie over-all but as I said, the lull in any action or tension for long periods of the movie get's you clock, or should I say phone scrolling watching, if that makes sense.

3/5