With a title like this you know what to expect, dumbass budget horror with excruciating characters and dialogue. It starts off with some lost young lady getting ripped apart by a (pretty good) CGI werewolf, then we're introduced to a gaggle of fit, and thick, characters, think ITV2 broadcasting "
"But most of all, get all the content made."
The "girlies" spend their time in the first third preening their hair, and provided, that dreaded word, "content" with their mobiles. I wasn't expecting much but this was great fun, the CGI as I said is top notch, the blood and guts flows like nobody's business with some great graphic kills. The dumb dialogue is played for fun, all Gen X dumbness, talking about planning to watch a 90's film "I love black and white movies",
"I miss my phone, I can't watch this movie anymore without it"
Horror legend Dee Wallace ('ET' 'The Howling', 'Cujo') turns up for good measure and Alexa Reddy as Nelly (below left) looks like an AI (in a good way) 20 year old Anne Hathaway!!
4/5
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