They Will Kill You (2026)

 "When the poor give to the rich...the Devil laughs"

Well to say this film is batshit bonkers is an understatement. Imagine a big bloody boiling pot of madness, 'Kill Bill' meets 'John Wick' meets 'Evil Dead'  (the eyeball scenes are just a blast) with obvious nods to the more recent 'Ready Or Not' movies. It's wickedly dark, blood soaked, full of sick dark humour and high octane action  for pretty much it's entire running time. Blood drenched and full of kick ass stabby stabby action, and as for the finale? Totally mental!!

"A Pig on a stick, really??"

4.5/5

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)

 

Following on from the original, moments after surviving an all out attack from the unhinged De Nomas family, Grace (the excellent Samara Weaving) discovers she has to survive the next level of the nightmarish game, this time with the help of her estranged Sister Faith (Kathryn Newton) so how does this sequel compare to the cult classic original? Oh boy it does. The violence kicks off almost immediately, the movie is an orgy of comic book kills, talk about a blood soaked 110 minutes, it barely pauses for breath. Weaving and Newton are fabulous, constantly bitching at each other, the black comedy tones just ramp up the entertainment throughout. Critics said it was a bit of a cash in on the success of the first movie, rubbish, this more than holds it own, and to finish the film on one of many highs, we the appearance of a cute Goat!

4.5/5