Dolly (2026)

 

I really don't even know where to start with this. Now I love a low budget slasher, and this is one I was looking forward to, what a letdown. Zero storyline whatsoever, so back story, just some cumbersome nobody in a porcelain mask chasing after two people for 80 minutes. Now when I say "chasing", she (it?) sticks a shovel through Stifler's lower jaw and leg (sorry Seann William Scott, yes him!) he crawls around the woods for the rest of the movie occasionally screaming (how? his jaw is in two pieces!) and his girlfriend runs around, falls over after one minute when first per sued, says "Hello?" at every occasion giving us a full house in the horror movie cliche bingo card. The gore is kept to a minimum, the only slight redeeming moment in this disaster is when Mommy force feeds our fleeing damsel in distress some special milk, which she doesn't appreciate to say the least! What a stinker.

1.5/5