Texas Chainsaw (2013)

 

Yes, they made another Chainsaw movie, and I'll show my hand here, there was pretty much only one reason to revisit this and that was for the "ample charms", sorry, star quality of Alexandra Daddario , so, enough of this piffle, is it any good 13 years later?

Well it's a game of two halves it must be said, the first 40 minutes is riddled with the usual cliched characters, hicks with Cowboy hats, good Cop, bad Cop  (you can see why Trump got in) piss poor dialogue "I'm banging you-keep your hands off my shit!". The film was originally released as 3D (what a success that was) but thankfully it doesn't rear it's ugly head to obviously, just the usual chainsaw aimed at the viewer. The gore level is near non-existent but when the second half kicks in we get a nice chainsaw through the body and a juicy one in someone's ankle.

Alexandra is a great scream queen, though it is amusing how her hair looks so perfect with the Hell she's trying to escape! Trash in all fairness, but I love that, so, entertaining trash!

4/5