The Dive (2023)

 

Two utterly miserable sisters go diving, an avalanche causes misery #1 to be trapped by rocks, running low on oxygen after f*****g around in places she shouldn't have been. Misery #2 task is to "help" her, first thing she does is lose an oxygen tank. What a shower of fish piss this movie is, how is it possible to not care an iota about either of the characters? There's no tension, you really really don't care about either of these pair, I was more relieved when this dirge fest finished that when misery gut's 1 and 2 survived another day to continue moping the Earth the pair of drips. (where's a bad ass Shark when you need one?)

1.5/5